Knock-Knock Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.""Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it""Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.""Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.""Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.""When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you' to give me a hand to turn the mattress.""Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last nights' Sopranos'. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened."My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle.""Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and more...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Reddy Teddy! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Reddy, aim, fire! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh can trust your car to the man who wears the star! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh could hear a pin drop! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh's afraid of the big bad wolf!Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh is going to let me in then? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh made me love you!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Eskimo!
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies!