Laddie Jokes

An Irishman was attending his first American baseball game. When the first batter made a hit, the fans jumped up and yelled, "Run! Run! Seeing this, the Irishman jumped up too and started yelling, "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
Second man up made a hit which made the crowd again cheer, "Run! Run!" Once more, the Irishman jumped up and yelled, "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
The third batter up got ball 1... ball 2... ball 3... ball 4. "Take your base," yelled the umpire. As the batter jogged to the base, the Irishman jumped up and yelled, "Run laddie! Run laddie!"
A fan sitting next to him looked at him and said, "He doesn't need to run, he has four balls."
With a shocked look, the Irishman shouted, "Walk with pride, laddie! Walk with pride!"

What is the all time favorite Broadway musical in Dogland?
My Fair Laddie!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle!
What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
Wire-haired terriers, of course?
What terrier is like the little engine that could?
I think, a cairn!
What dog is always good for a laugh?
A Chihua-ha!
Which dog sets a furious pace?
The rushin' (Russian) wolfhound!
What dog is disliked by many?
The Doberman, because it's a pinscher!
Which dog is as warm as a blanket?
An Afghan!
Which dogs speak?
"Herd" dogs!
What dog stands the best chance of winning the heavyweight title?
A Boxer, of course!