Landrieu Jokes

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The following morning, most homes were filled with at least six feet of flood waters.
Mrs. Thibodeau was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Landrieu, waiting for help to arrive.
Mrs. Landrieu noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Keeping her eye on it, she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house. It kept floating away from the house, then back in.
Curious, she asked Mrs. Thibodeau, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?"
"Oh yes, that's my husband," Mrs. Thibodeau replied. "I told him he was going to mow the lawn today, come Hell or high water!"