Laywer Jokes

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."
So the laywer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The laywer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

Do u now how to tell when a laywer is lying
when his mouth moves.

There was a little 7 year old boy, appearing in court, charged with rape. His laywer, was a 26 year old lady.
Good looking, very good looking.
She asked the judge if she couldt show him someting. The judge gave her permission.
The laywer asked the boy to pull down his pants. She took the boy's private parts in her hand, shake it, and asked the judge if he couldt believe that her client, couldt have raped a 32 year old woman with this in her hands.
The boy looked up to his laywer and said "Please miss., if your gonna keep on shaking them, we are gonna loose this case!"

Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a vulture?
A: Laywer aren't an endangerd species.

There was a little 7 year old boy, appearing in court, charged with rape. His laywer, was a 26 year old lady.
Good looking, very good looking.
She asked the judge if she couldt show him someting. The judge gave her permission.
The laywer asked the boy to pull down his pants. She took the boy's private parts in her hand, shake it, and asked the judge if he couldt believe that her client, couldt have raped a 32 year old woman with this in her hands.
The boy looked up to his laywer and said "Please miss., if your gonna keep on shaking them, we are gonna loose this case!"