Libras Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of lightbulbs.
Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What, me move?
Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. (C'mon, don't tell me you didn't see that coming!)
Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but he has to bring his mother.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A dozen; one to change the lightbulb, and eleven to applaud.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Libras can't decide whether or not the lightbulb needs to be changed.
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None; they LIKE the dark.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a more...