Lightest Jokes

SOME ARE SLEEPING
A BUDDHIST MONK WAS CARRYING OUT A SERMON IN ENGLISH. ONE CHRISTIANS WAS ALSO IN THE GATHERING. AS MOST OF THE PEOPLE ARE FEELING SLEEPY AND SLEEPINE MONK ASK THE QUESTION; WHAT ARE TEH EIGHT FOLD PATH? STARTED ONE BY ONE, SAMMA SATHI, SAMMA SAMADI... SO ON. THE CONFUSED CHRITIAN LOOKED AND SAW PEOPLE ARE DOZINF OFF AND SAID, SOME ARE SLEEPING( SAMMA SLEEPING)
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LIGHTEST THING
WHAT IS THE LIGHTEST THING ON THE EARTH?
PENIS(REASON: EVEN A SLIGHTEST THOUGHT CAN RAISE IT)
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SIMILARITY
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN QUEEN'S NIGHT DRESS AND THAT COUNTRY'S NATIONAL FLAG?
BOTH ARE RAISED BY THE KING.
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