Limb Jokes / Recent Jokes

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."The defendant smiled.With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out!

A lawyer defending a manaccused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merelyinserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is nothimself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offensecommitted by his limb.""Well put," thejudge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year'simprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer'sassistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.

An attorney defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his attorneys assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

Scientist's define "Hope" as awkward bumbling inadequate limb performance that embarrasses able bodied people at dinner parties and such social occasions
Side effects of using a Bionic Limb to bend a usually unbendable object for example, will result in it being done so in slow motion to the sound of “Dicka - Dicka – Dicka – Dicka.......”