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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman
sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This
driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he
notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front and three in the back
of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was
doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that
driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly -
twenty-two miles an hour," the old woman said proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her more...
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Highway Patrol officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!". So he hits the lights and siren and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car, he notices that in addition to the elderly lady driver, there are four other elderly ladies as passengers, two in the front seat and three in the back. And all four passengers are wide-eyed and white as ghosts.The driver, obviously confused, says, "Officer, what seems to be the problem? I am sure I wasn't speeding.""Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving very slow can also be a danger to other drivers."The woman puffs up a bit, and exclaims proudly, "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly — twenty- two miles an hour!"The officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her more...
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, the officer notices that there are five old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty- two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the more...
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!'' So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, ''Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?'' ''Ma'am,'' the officer replies, ''You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.'' ''Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!'' the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that ''22'' was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman more...
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route more...
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the more...