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THIS is an example of a literal translation of Hindi into English. One teacher, while talking to his colleague, was interrupted by a student. The teacher ticked off the student in the following words: "When I talk and he talk, don't come in between."
On another occasion, the same teacher reprimanded a student who was tardy in attending classes: "A day late, two days late, daily daily late, I cannot late rate."