Littl Jokes / Recent Jokes

My littl girl Abby and I were playing in the grass of our front yard and we were on the steps ready to now cooome in when she saw a spider! She got creeped so I stepped on it and she said "
mom will it go to heaven?"
I said to her "
sure, why not?"
then she said "
cause its taking an auful long time!"
She thought the body of it would fly up into the sky! Kids these days .