Load Jokes / Recent Jokes
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and asked, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" inquired the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put cream and sugar on ours."
The Teabagging
The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase "Who's Your daddy?"
The Houdini
Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.
The Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up look like an angry dragon.
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down.
Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way more...