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An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one had the combination. Undaunted, he called a locksmith to try to get the safe open.

The first locksmith told the entrepreneur that it would cost forty dollars to open the safe intact. However, tried as he might, he couldn't open it, and told the wealthy man that he had lost his money in buying the safe.

The entrepreneur then contacted another locksmith, a crusty, bent old man with three days' growth of white whiskers, who took a long look at the safe, noted its manufacturer and retired to his truck. Shortly, he returned with a power drill, a ruler, and a small, bent piece of metal.

The locksmith measured a few inches from the dial and marked an "x" at the "2 o'clock" mark. It took more than half an hour for the old man to drill more...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ever
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith." I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer." No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith." Do you think you can make it a little sooner?" pleaded the lawyer. "My top is down and it? s starting to rain."

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.
“I locked my keys in my sports car! ” said the nervous lawyer.
“No problem, I should be there in about an hour, ” replied the locksmith.
“Do you think you can make it a little sooner? ” pleaded the lawyer. “My top is down and it? starting to rain. ”

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.
“I locked my keys in my sports car! ” said the nervous lawyer.
“No problem, I should be there in about an hour, ” replied the locksmith.
“Do you think you can make it a little sooner? ” pleaded the lawyer. “My top is down and it? s starting to rain. ”