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A boy was walking down the road when a car pulled over.

"If you get in," the driver said, "I`ll give you $10."

The boy refused and kept on walking. A bit further along, the man pulled over again.

"Ok, how about $20 and a bag of lollies?"The driver asks.

The boy told the man to piss off, and kept on walking. Further up the road, the driver tried once more.

"Right this is my final offer, I`ll give you $50 and all the lollies you can eat".

The little boy stopped walking, went towards the car, leaned in and said, "You bought the Volvo, DAD...... live with it."