Luella Jokes

Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her infamous sister had done years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and slashed her husband on the lower abdomen, doing minor damage. The husband is in stable condition.
Luella has been charged with one count of misdewiener.