Majorette Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bill and Hilary Clinton were the guests of honour at the World Marching Girl and Drum Majorette Championships in New York.
Hillary noticed that Bill had a smile on his face, so she asked, "Well honey, what are you smiling at?"
Bill replied, "Honey, if I had another inch, I'd be out there making love to the lot of them."
A big smile came across Hillary's face. Bill said, "What are you smiling about?" Hillary replied, "Bill, if you had one inch less, you'd be out there marching with them."