Malea Jokes

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
FemaleAny part under a car's hood.
MaleThe strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
FemaleFully opening up one's self emotionally to another
MalePlaying football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
FemaleThe open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
MaleLeaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
FemaleA desire to get married and raise a family.
MaleNot trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
FemaleA good movie, concert, play or book.
MaleAnything that can be done while drinking and ends with sex
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
FemaleAn embarrassing by-product of digestion.
MaleA source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
FemaleThe greatest statement of intimacy a couple more...