Marathons Jokes / Recent Jokes

Wouldn't marathons be a lot more interesting if after the race started,
hungry wild animals were released onto the course? Tigers would be
fun.
- R.M. Weiner

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

Why cant Chihuahuas run marathons? Theyre short of breath!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!