Mason Jokes

Desmond Mason has received a one-year deal with the Sacramento Kings. Although we're sure it will feel like five.

A teacher was talking to her class about the Mason Dixon line. She then asked, "What does this line divide?"
A student replied, "This line divides the' you all' from the' youse guys' people of America.

Mason's First Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.