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There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.SM: It's not working.SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.Then Sister Logical arrives.SM: Sister Logical! Thank God more...

Two sari-clad ladies went out to do some shopping. One of them is known as Lady Mathematical (LM) and the other one as Lady Logical (LL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from their homes.
LL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?
LM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
LL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
LM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
LL: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have to start walking faster.
LM: It is not working.
LL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only obvious thing to do.
He started to walk faster too.
LM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
LL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both of us. So the man decided to go after lady Logical.
Lady Mathematical arrives home and is worried because Lady more...

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister more...

A mathematical economist came sailing by on an ice boat, and pulled to the shore beside the surf-fishing economist to scoff. "You'll never catch any fish that way," said the mathematical economist. "Jump on my ice-boat and we'll go trawling."

REDMOND, WA--In what CEO Bill Gates called'an unfortunate but necessary step to protect our intellectual property from theft and exploitation by competitors,' the Microsoft Corporation patented the numbers one and zero Monday.

With the patent, Microsoft's rivals are prohibited from manufacturing or selling products containing zeroes and ones--the mathematical building blocks of all computer languages and programs--unless a royalty fee of 10 cents per digit used is paid to the software giant.

'Microsoft has been using the binary system of ones and zeroes ever since its inception in 1975,' Gates told reporters.' For years, in the interest of the overall health of the computer industry, we permitted the free and unfettered use of our proprietary numeric systems. However, changing marketplace conditions and the increasingly predatory practices of certain competitors now leave us with no choice but to seek compensation for the use of our numerals.'

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Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies.
One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM).
The other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past Half-hour?
SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to have his way us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have to start walking faster.
SM: It is not working.
SL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only obvious thing to do. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both of us.

They did split up. The man decided to follow Sister more...

These 2 nuns went out the convent to sell cookies. One of them is
known as
Sister Mathematical (S. M.), the other is known as Sister Logical (S. L.). It
is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
S. L.: Have you noticed a man that has been following us for the past half
hour?
S. M.: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
S. L.: It's logical. It's logical. He wants to rape us.
S. M.: Oh, no! At this pace he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.
What
can we do?
S. L.: The only logical thing to do of course. We have to start walking
faster.
S. M.: It is not working.
S. L.: Of course it is not working. The man did the only logical thing to do.
He also started to walk faster.
S. M.: So, what shall we do? At this pace, he will reach us in less than 1
minute.
S. L.: The only logical thing we can do is to split. You go that way and I
will go this way. He cannot follow both of more...