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Mel Gibson's new movie "Apocalypto" is about human sacrifice among the ancient Mayans.
It shares some similarities with "The Passion":
1) It takes place a long time ago.
2) The people in it don't speak American.
3) After the movie comes out, Mel will blame all the world's wars on the Mayans after being arrested by a Mayan cop.
4) My grandmother will hate it.