Messing Jokes / Recent Jokes

There is a guy and a little girl. The guy is going to take a nap and the girl want to take a nap with him but the guy says NO. The little girl says she is going to tell her mom and he is going to get fired. So the guy says ok.While the guy is sleepin the little girl is messing with his dick and the next thing the guy wakes up in the hospital. He asks were he is and the little girl says he is in the hospital because she was messing with his dick and it spit at her so she bit the head off.

“Are you mess cooking here, boy? ” a mess cook was asked by the officer.
“Yes, sir. ”
“Well, stop messing and start cooking. ”