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A man arrives at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells him that he will remain frozen until his whole family is there. That way, it would stop him from doing anything NOT with his family.
So, a couple years pass, and his wife appeared in heaven. She had died of age. She was frozen along with her spouse.
One more year passes, and one of their two kids arrive. He had died because he was shot. He was frozen along with them.
They all watch many more people enter heaven. They suddenly saw the milkman enter heaven. He did NOT have any family; he was adopted. But for some reason, he was frozen along with them.
The woman and the milkman's eyes each grew very big.
Finally, the last kid died of age MANY years later, and the woman, the angry husband, the milkman, and the 2 kids all were released from being frozen to go to heaven.
Three children were being tutored, Billy Blue, William Orange and Fanny Green. One day, the tutor stopped and asked the children what they wanted to be when they grew up. Billy Blue said, "I want to be a milkman." William Orange said, "I want to be a postman". Fanny Green said "I want to be a stripper." The tutor was obviously shocked but thought, fair enough,.
Years later, Billy Blue and William Orange met up. Billy was a milkman and William was a postman. They decided to go to a stripper club. After a few minutes Billy said, "O my God, is that Fanny Green?" William replied, "Nah, it's just the lighting"
there is this little girl called fuckherharder she is 16 years old but has a mental condision so she acts younger her mum an dad had 2 go out 1 day an she had 2 stay home alone her mum said 2 her
"do not open the door 2 any 1"
fuckherharder said "ok mummy" but fuckherharder finks she ment let every1 in the house.
every1 had gone out and the milkman came round milkman says
"hey can i have the money 4 the milk plz"
fuckherharder said "come in an wait till my mummy gets bak i dunno how long she will b tho"
the milkman says "would u like 2 show me ur room"
she reply "sure come with me" he sat on her bed an said come her sexy. she went an sat next 2 him he says 2 her
" u c my trousers" she replys "yes they r sticking up in the air how come???" he replys"i have sumfin 2 stick in ur virgina" he takes her clothes off her she doesnt know wot sex is so she thought it woz a more...