Miraculous Jokes / Recent Jokes

Hubby: "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"

Wife: "When there is a problem, no matter how insurmountable, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Hubby: "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you."

Wife: "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,' What other problem can there be greater than this one?'"

There are two solutions to the problem in Eastern Europe, the practical solution and the miraculous solution.
The practical solution is that the Virgin Mary and the Archangels Gabriel and Michael would come down and set things straight. That is the practical solution.
The miraculous solution is the Eastern European's would learn to compromise.