Moderator Jokes / Recent Jokes

1200 persons attended the recent International Psychic Society conference.
Moderator: "How many attendees believe in ghosts?" (Over 80% of the hands were raised)
Moderator: "How many have actually seen a ghost?" (58% of the hands were raised)
Moderator: "How many believe that a ghost can be solid?" (23% of the hands were raised)
Moderator: "How many have ever physically touched a ghost?" (3% of the hands were raised)
Moderator: "How many have ever had sex with a ghost?" (After some pause one lonely hand at the back of the hall went up)
Moderator: "May I ask where you are from, sir?"
Attendee: "I am from Montana."
Moderator: "And you say you've had sex with a ghost?"
Attendee: " Oh, I thought you said "goat."