Mommies Jokes

I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights out!"
Her arms went around my neck in a gentle embrace, and she said, "We learned in Sunday school about little boys and girls who don't have mommies and
daddies."
Even after I'd been such a grouch, I thought, she was still grateful to have me. I felt tears begin to well up in my eyes, and then she whispered, "Maybe you could go be THEIR mom?"

A little boy about the age of 5 walked in on his mother taking a shower and looked down and asked "Mommy whats that?"
she replied "Thats mommies bush."
5 Mins later he walked in on her getting dressed and looked up and asked "Mommy what are those?"
she replied "Those are mommies headlights."
That night after his father came home from work he walked in on him getting changed and looked down and asked "Daddy whats that?"
he replied "Thats my snake."
That night he went into his parents room because he ahd a bad dream.
" Ok you can sleep with us but what ever you do donot go under the covers.
Not listening later that night he looked under the cover and screamed. "MOMMY MOMMY TURN ON YOUR HEAD LIGHTS THE SNAKE IS GOING INTO YOUR BUSH!"