Mossad Jokes

Ariel Sheron fucked Laura Bush (wife of Bush junior), after 9 months
she gave birth to a baby. Bush turned angry when came to know and raised
a logical query who did this daring act. And asked for CIA to unfold the mystry as soon as possible.
Hardly an hour a news with title Laura Bush mystry revealed, published at
CNN & BBC websites...
A website (ofcourse a muslim group) took the responsibility ..founded by Mossad & CIA.

A guy is driving around suburban Jerusalem and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"So, you talk?" he asks.
"Yap," the dog replies.
"So, what's your story?" asks the man.
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young and I wanted to help out. So I told the Mossad about my gift, and in no time at all they had me working flat strap, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders and suspected terrorists, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable agents for eight years running. But it was exhausting work and really tired me out. I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a less stressful job at Ben Gurion airport to do some undercover more...