Mosus Jokes / Recent Jokes

Jesus Mosus and a old man are playing a game of golf. They are on the last hole and the score is all tied up. The last hole is located on a island with 2 sandtraps. Jesus ateps up and hits his ball, but he is short and is goes into the water, so he walks out and hits his ball in for a two. Mosus is up next and he hits his ball and it goes right in to the water. So he walks up and parts the water and hits his ball in for a two. The old man is up next and he hits his ball but as you can guess it goe right into the water. But as the ball is still on top of the water a fish jumps up and eats the ball right after that a eagle comes and grabs the fish in his talons and flys over the island. the eagle drops the fish and the ball falls out of the fishes mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole in one and the win. Jesus shakes his head and looks at the old man and says "gosh dad it's only a game."