Mother-in-law Jokes / Recent Jokes

I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams. - Attributed to Ernest Coquelin

However much you dislike you mother-in-law you must not set fire to her. - Ernest Wild

Distrust all mothers-in-law. They are completely unscrupulous in what they say in court. The wife's mother is always more prejudiced against the husband than even the most ill-treated wife. If I had my way, I am afraid I would abolish mothers-in-law entirely. - Sir Geoffrey Wrangham

Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.

Sometimes you cannot tell if a man is trying so hard to be a success to please his wife or to spite his mother-in-law.

Does it really surprise anyone that Mother-in-Law's Day occurs less than one week before more...

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. Shes very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while one of them said, "You think you havefamily problems? Listen to my situation: A fewyears ago I met a young widow with a grown-updaughter and we got married. Lately, my fathermarried my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughtermy stepmother and my father became my stepson. Alsomy wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had ason. This boy was my half brother because he was myfather's son, but he was also the son of my wife'sdaughter which made him my wife's grandson. Thatmade me grandfather of my half-brother. This wasnothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law isalso the grandmother. This makes my father thebrother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is myfather's wife. I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is myfather's nephew and I am my own grandfather and youthink you have family more...

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.
One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find
her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both
trying to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started
to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon
a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick,
impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the husband.
"The lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out of it!"

A girl was given in marriage to a young man who had four brothers living in the same house. During the day the men were out working in the fields. They returned home after dusk for their evening meal when their mother and the brother's new wife served them with their faces dutifully veiled. After a fortnight the young wife demurely asked her mother-in-law.' Beybey, please tell me which one of your four sons is my husband?'
The mother-in-law replied:' Bahurani, you've only been here 15 days; I lived 25 years with my husband and his brothers and never got to know which one he was.'

I never forget a face,
But in my MIL's case I'm willing to make an exception.

Santa wired home that he had been able to wind up his business trip a day early and would be home on Wednesday.
When he walked into his apartment, however, he found his wife, Jeeto, in bed with another man. Furious, he picked up his bag and stormed out; he met his mother-in-law on the street, told her what had happened and announced that he was filing a suit for divorce in the morning.
"Give my daughter a chance to explain before you do any thing." the older women pleaded.
Reluctantly, he agreed. An hour later, his mother-in-law phoned Santa at his office.
"I knew my daughter would have an explanation," a note of truimph in her voice. "She didn`t receive your telegram!"