Mother In Law Jokes

A youngster was very impressed after spending a lot of time with Burton's volumes of the Arabian Nights. One day he confessed to his intimate friend,' How I wish I had a harem as some of the Sultans are reported to have had!' His friend, who was a calmer and more reflective type, said,' Oh, I do not know. Have you ever thought of all the mothers-in-law who would be in tow?'

A MAN asked his friend,' I am throwing a stag party. Why don't you come along?'
'Sorry, old chap. There is a law against having stag parties,' replied his friend.
'What law? I never heard of it.'
'My mother-in-law!' replied his friend.