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One day there was a janitor, he found a peanut.
The peanut was mouldy, but he ate it anyway.
He got a stomach ache, and was rushed to hospital.
He died anyway.
He went to haeven, but they didnt want him.
So he went to hell and he met the devil.
He got a job there.
He found a peanut, it was mouldy...