Mugger Jokes

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here's that $20 I owe you," he says.

Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.

Late one night in Washington, DC, a well-dressed man was jumped by a mugger who pointed a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" the mugger demanded. The man stiffened with fear, but managed to say quite indignantly, "You can't do this to me. I happen to be a U.S. Congressman!"
"Oh, well, in that case," replied the mugger, "Give me MY money!"

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me yourmoney", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a UnitedStates Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

Late one night in the Washington D. C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"