Napoli Jokes

The judge says, “Please tell me why you’re seeking a divorce. ” Di Napoli says, “Because I live in a two-story house. ” The Judge says, “What kind of a reason is that? What the matter with a two-story house? ” Di Napoli says, “I’ll tell you what’s the matter. One story is ‘I have a headache’ and the other story is ‘It’s that time of the month. ’