Neurotic Jokes

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.

Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.