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A newspaperman, in Atlantic City for the Miss America Pageant, was seated in a boardwalk bistro when a lovely young blonde sat down beside him. They began to chat and, after a number of drinks, he proposed that they buy a bottle and finish it in his room. She was agreeable-so much so, in fact, that before the bottle was half finished, she began to undress. Before she got into bed, the newspaperman casually asked her how old she was.
"Thirteen," she replied.
"Thirteen? Good Lord!" he exclaimed. "Put your clothes on and get out of here!"
"What's the matter?" asked the girl, pouting. "Superstitious?"