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A newyorker a redneck and a mexican go in to the bathroom, use it, and start to wash. The mexican and the newyorker start to wash their hands.
The mexican said, "At my school they taught me to use papertowel to dry your hands, so thay get dry"
The newyorker said, "My teacher told me to use the dryers, so we save trees."
At that time, the red neck finishes his 'business' and right before opening the bathroom door, the mexican said, "Gross, man you did not wash your hands!"
The redneck said, "Well, my teacher taught me to not piss on my hands."