Nicks Jokes

This fellow goes into a barber shop for a shave and a haircut. While the barber is cutting his hair, he nicks the fellow's ear. He apologizes and wipes off the blood.

During the shave, he nicks the fellow several times. Finally he says, "Would you like your head wrapped in a hot towel?"

The fellow says, "No thanks, I'll just carry it home under my arm."