Nietzsche Jokes / Recent Jokes
Seen on a restroom wall: "God is dead: Nietzsche. Nietzsche is dead: God."
Restroom Graffiti
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. ----Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL - (not far from a major medical school)
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. ----Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
If you can piss this high, join the fire department. ----On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.
Beauty is only a light switch away. ----Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. ----Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. ----Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.
Remember, it's not,' How high are you?' it's' Hi, how are you?' ----Rest stop off Route 81. West more...