Nipple Jokes / Recent Jokes

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottlenipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubberbeing injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound isthe needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms aremanufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Waita minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?""Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says theguide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom.""Well, that can't be good for the condoms!""Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

A guy is on a tour of a factory that manufactures different types of latex products. The first stop on the tour is at the machine that produces nipples for baby bottles. The machine makes a loud 'hiss-pop!' noise.
"That hiss you hear is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."
Eventually the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a noise - 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop!'
"Just a second," the guy on the tour says. "I understand what the 'hisses' are, but what's the 'pop' every so often?"
"It's the same as the baby bottle nipples machine," the guide explains. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be very good for the condoms!" exclaims the guy.
"It sure is great for the baby bottle nipple business though!" the guide says.