Ocean-bed Jokes

Travelling together once were a Russian, an American & the saviour of our nation - Sardarji!!! Each of them wanted to prove that their country was the greatest. Said the Russian, " We have a rocket that could touch the sky." "We dont believe it ", said the others.
"Ok! Ok! but just 2cms. below the sky"
Not to be out done the American said, " We have a submarine that can touch the ocean-bed of the deepest part on this planet."
"We don't believe it ", said the others.
"Ok! Ok! but just 2cms. above the ocean-bed"
Our hero with a smile on his face said, "In our country we all eat
with our nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"