Optician Jokes

A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the sky saying "What's that up there?".
The man replied "why.. that's the sun...!".
On that the optician said, "How far do you want to see sir!"

Q: Did you hear about the Optician who fell into his lens-grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself.

A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the sky saying "What's that up there?". The man replied "why.. that's the sun...!". On that the optician said, "How far do you want to see sir!"

In a very small village, a man goes to the village optician and tells him that he sees everything very small. The optician had only one hypermetric glasses left with him till he gets the new stock. Optician says please use them as much as you can. Anyway the man goes out of his shop and there is a fruit store. He indicates to the fresh fruits on a tray and asks " Eh naram je kharbooje da ki bha hai?
Fruit seller says"(e kharbooje nai angoor ne Bauji"

A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the sky saying "What's that up there?".The man replied "why.. that's the sun...!".On that the optician said, "How far do you want to see sir!"