Ordeal Jokes

As Mark fixed himself a Martini to carry him through the ordeal of waiting while Peggy got ready for their date, he could hear her singing in the shower.
"Sorry I'm so late," she finally called out to him, "but I was shopping and lost track of the time." Clutching a large towel about her, she edged into the room. "Would you like to see me in my new dress?" she asked.
Mark took appreciative note of her newly bathed charms straining at the confines of the barely adequate towel.
"I would like," he said with a smile, "nothing better."