Overview Jokes

Economic overview

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when the cow drops dead.

A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows. They get stolen, so you blame
the previous regime ` and steal someone else `s cows and shoot the owner.

A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION
A farmer has two cows.
You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international
community to supply more.
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A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
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A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, more...