Palakpakan Jokes

For the finals of the Australian Cow Milking Championship, an Australian, a German and a Filipino were given 15 minutes each to milk as much as they could from cows assigned to them. After 15 minutes. .. "Australian contestant, how much did you get?" "A gallon," the contestant shouted. Palakpakan. "German contestant, how much?" "A gallon and a half, sir!" Mas masigabong palakpakan. "Filipino contestant, how much did you milk?" "One teaspoon, sir!" Nakabibinging katahimikan."Beg your pardon sir, but. .. they gave me a bull!"