Panchatantra Jokes

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread and butter by selling those programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell into the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box sized computer and asked, "Is this your computer? " Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."
She next showed him a pocket-sized computer and asked whether it was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at more...