Peeped Jokes

Three little brothers were playing with BB's. The oldest one swallowed some and talked the other two into doing the same. A little later their Mom told them to get ready and go to bed.

In a few minutes the oldest son came running in "Momma, I just went to the bathroom and I peeped BB's. She replied "That's OK, they will all be gone by tomorrow". A little later the second son came running in "Momma, Momma, I just went to the bathroom and I peeped BB's.

Again she replied "That's OK,they will be gone by tomorrow." About 30 minutes later here came the last little boy running in all excited. "momma, Momma". She spoke up and said, "I know, I know. You went to the bathroom and you peeped BB's. Don't worry they will all be gone tomorrow."

The little boy spoke up "No, No Momma. I farted and shot the dog."