Pharmacists Jokes

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists? A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, Lord, have mercy& I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband! Thats against the law! I ll lose my license, they ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide! The lady reached into her purse, and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture again and replied, Well, now. You didnt tell me you had a prescription.

Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.

Pharmacists do it with drugs.
Pharmacists do it by prescription.
Pharmacists do it with side effects.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Pharmacists do it with scruples.
Pharmacists do it with a grinding motion.

How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to do it ten days, three times a day.