Phsyciatrist Jokes / Recent Jokes

A phsyciatrist is walking down a beach in Hawaii when she tripped over something. She went back to see what it was and found that it was a lamp. She picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said "For freeing me I will grant you one wish." "Alright, " said the phsyciatrist " I want a highway from California to Hawaii." "Are you serious," The genie exclaimed "Think of all the concrete it would need all the pilings and all that jazz, that would take forever!" "OK then," said the phsyciatrist "I want to understand my patients know whats up with them," and the phsyciatrist goes on and on with what she wants " You read me" " Uhhuh " said the genie " So do you want two lanes or four?"