Pianists Jokes

Why are a pianists' fingers like lightning?
They rarely strike the same spot twice.

But first a few words about pianists in general, they are intellectuals and know-it-alls. They studied theory, harmony and composition in college. Most are riddled with self-doubt. They are usually bald. They should have big hands, but often don't. They were social rejects as adolescents. They go home after the gig and play with toy soldiers.
Pianists have a special love-hate relationship with singers. If you talk to the piano player during a break, he will condescend.