Pirate Jokes / Recent Jokes
a pirate walks into a bar and the tender asks "Why do you have that steering wheel hanging out of your pants?"
The pirate says,"Ayyy... It's driving me nuts."
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red, "I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg.""Well, I was thrown from the ship during galeforce winds, and before me mate could throw me a line, a shark bit me leg clean off."The interviewer was sort of disappointed. "What about the hook at the end of your right arm?""I lost it in a sword fight with the Captain of the Guard."Again the reporter was disappointed. "Certainly there's an exciting story about the patch on your eye?""One day, I was out on deck, and a bird flew over and crapped in me eye."The reporter was amazed. "That's why you wear a patch?""Well, I'd only had me hook a couple of days."
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his groin. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Does that hurt?"
The pirate replies, "Arg! It drives me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch. The bartender says "Hey did you know there is a steering wheel hanging from you crotch?" The pirate says " Arrrrgh! Its drivin me nuts!"
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheels in his pants and the bartender says u know u have a steering in ur pants and the pirate says arg its drivin my nuts crazy
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg? Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war. Interviewer: How did you get that hook? Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife. Interviewer: What about your eyepatch? Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye. Interviewer: And that put your eye out? Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.
A Pirate walks into a bar
The Bar tender says"Do you realise that you have a wheel between your legs"
The Pirate Replies"Yeh I do its driving me Nuts".