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How about a little Christmas poetry?
The wife is shopping for Christmas gifts,
With purchases little and large;
She doesn't believe in Santa Claus. ..
Because she has her Master Charge My wife had her credit card stolen, I haven't reported it yet because of who ever has it doesn't spend as much as she does.

T'was the night before Christmas
and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung
by the chimney with care.
They'd been worn all week
and needed the air.

Der night next vas Christmas
Der Night it vas still;
Der shtockings ver hung
By der chimney to fill.
Noddink vas shturring
At all in der house
For fear do Saint Nicholas
Vas nix komm heraus.

Der childrun ver dried
Und gone to der bed
Und mutter in nightgown
Und I on ahead
Vas searching around
In der trunk for der toys
Und ve crept around kviet
Not to make any noise.

Now mutter vas carrying
All der toys in her gown
Und showink her person
From up her vaist down
Venn as ve komm near
Der crip uff our boy
Our youngest und shveetest
Our pride und our choy.

His eyes ver vide open
As he peeked from his cot
Und seen efferytink dot
His mutter has got.
But he didn't even notice
Der toys in her lap.
He chust asked, "Vot is
Dat liddle fur cap?"
Und mutter said, "Hush"
Und den laffed mit more...

Sree, a famous Telugu revolutionary poet, when asked by another poet whether he should put more' sparkle of fire' in his poems. Sharp reply came: ' No, no, do the otherway. Put your poems in the fire.'

The wife is shopping for Christmas gifts,
With purchases little and large;
She doesn't believe in Santa Claus...
But she believes in Master Charge!